nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo)

australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

citgo:

so about my huge ass dick

(Source: nbapleighawfs)